Funny Conversation on Facebook

He : Hi, What's Your Name?
She : Asha
He : Kaunsa Model???
She : What?
He : 501,503,201,210,302 or 311???
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*Blocked*

A person forgot his 5 digit pin code, but he remembers some hints.

Solve this :

A person forgot his 5 digit pin code, but he remembers
some hints.
1. 1st digit is square of 2nd digit.

2. Sum of 2nd and 3rd digit makes 10.

3. 4th digit is 2nd digit+1.

4. Sum of 5th and 3rd digit makes 14.

Sum of all 5 digits = 30

Tell the pin code...
It's a good mind game...

Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai....

Pappu juice wale se :-
Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali
hai....
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ek glass pine ke baad....
ek glass aur de ladai hone wali
hai......
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woh bhi pene ke baad......
ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone
wali hai.....
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juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????.
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Pappu :- Jab tu paise mangegaa

If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Before Marriage: Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan

Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."

Why men hold his wife's hand...

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.

I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook

After getting the friend request on
facebook
from an unknown guy.
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Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell did you
send me a
request? 
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(here is awesome reply from the guy)
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Boy : Well facebook suggests me to
add you
again and again…
and
I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook!!