Funny kejriwal jokes

अब यह तोहीन नहीं सही जाती
विदेश में तूफ़ान आये तो उसका नाम
'केटरीना' और भारत में तूफान आये
तो 'हुद हुद'

इन्कलाब की आवाज बुलंद करो
और अबकी बार तूफ़ान का नाम
'केजरीवाल' रखो, हो सकता है आने
से पहले ही पलट जाए... ������

Kejriwal makes fun of Modi | Kejriwal Jokes

Kejriwal Jokes

Most funny Jokes on Kejriwal | Kejriwal Jokes

Agar aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…

Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal

Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi

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Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din aane wale hain
ND tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Bhabhi laane wale hain!

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Upar Chhatri, Neeche Chhaya
Bhaag Rahul, Modi Aaya!!

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Rahul jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, mata aur bahen dono paresan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai. Jaldi aajao bas…

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New Congress slogan :
Abki baar……..
Antim sanskaar

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Urgent Update – Pakistan declares On GeoTv – we don’t want Kashmir now…but we will not give karachi.

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Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor- Aravind Kejriwal
Best Debut child actor- Rahul Gandhi
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee
Best female actor in negative role- Soniya Gandhi
Best actor in comic role- Digvijay Singh
Life time achievment award-Lal Krishna Advani
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for “Barfi 2″.

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Pakistan mein dast rokne ki bikri mein aaj subah se apratyashit badhawa dekhne ko mila hai!!

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16 May 2014 ko dopahar delhi railway station se pakistan ke liye special train rawana hogi..
Shahrukh Khan, Lalu Yadav sahi jin bhi mahanubhaavo ne Modi ke PM banne par desh chhodne ki ghoshna ki thi, wo sabhi samay pat station pahunch jaayein!

1) 5 saal se bade bachcho ka poora ticket lagega (Rahul Gandhi Ka Bhi)
2) Jeb Katro se saawdhaan (Train mein chidambaram bhi honge)
3) Nav-vivahit jode ke liye S-1 mein seat rahegi (Diggi Raja)

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Aap ke paas Seatein Chaar
Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar!!

Funny Jokes by mother on Kejriwal | Kejriwal Jokes

Maa Bolegi:

Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?

Phir?

Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??

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Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?

Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!

Kejriwal Rahul and Modi Joke | Kejriwal Jokes

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya..

Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Modi ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,”
Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!”

Funny cricket joke by Kejriwal | Kejriwal jokes

Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain

1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga

Kejriwal And Modi Joke | Kejriwal Jokes

Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??

Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.

Keju : Obama knows you..?

Modi: yes

Keju: Any proof?

Then…NaMo and Keju went to Obama’s house.

NaMo : stand here at the gate, i’ll be there with Obama in balcony and show u.

Keju : ok.

Narendra Modi comes with Obama and waved to Arvind Kejriwal from balcony.

Aftr sometime, Modi Ji bahar aaye toh dekha, Kejriwal behosh pada tha…

hosh me aane ke baad Modi Ji ne Kejriwal se reason pucha..

Kejriwal : Ek American aaya tha, aur puchha ki,
Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…?

Santa’s Joke on kejriwal | Kejriwal Jokes

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….

Kejriwal reaction on Successful Mars Mission | Kejriwal jokes

Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..

Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..

Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga…

Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.

Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name
“MARS TINA HOTTERS”.

Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities…

Geelani = We want Mars free from India…

Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..

Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain.

And the best statement comes from pakistan

Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange

Kejriwal ke paida hone se pehle | Kejriwal jokes

Kejriwal ke paida hone se pehle
Doctor gharwalo se bola:
Bachcha aa nahin raha hai,
Andar dharne par baitha hai

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Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!

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Jab Suresh Kalmadi paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Ghotala hua hai,
Janch jaari hai!

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Jab Digvijay Singh paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Aapke sath mazak hua hai!

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Jab Narendra Modi paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Aapke ghar Sher-e-Hindustan paida hua hai!

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Jab Manmohan Singh paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Sannata Hua hai!

Funny Kejriwal Jokes | Kejriwal Jokes

Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha

To usne ghadi tod di..

Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?

To bola..

Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!