Funny English Ass joke

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the
donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
Thats our Media which you cant control!!!