Ladkiyo ki izzat aise bachti he, funny joke

Hindustan me 70 % ladkiyo ki izzat isliye bach jaati he q k ladke ko tym pr kamra nhi mil pata��

Lungi Ke 4 Fayde, nice lungi joke

Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:
Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.
Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.
Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.
Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!

Funny kejriwal jokes

अब यह तोहीन नहीं सही जाती
विदेश में तूफ़ान आये तो उसका नाम
'केटरीना' और भारत में तूफान आये
तो 'हुद हुद'

इन्कलाब की आवाज बुलंद करो
और अबकी बार तूफ़ान का नाम
'केजरीवाल' रखो, हो सकता है आने
से पहले ही पलट जाए... ������

Kejriwal makes fun of Modi | Kejriwal Jokes

Kejriwal Jokes

Most funny Jokes on Kejriwal | Kejriwal Jokes

Agar aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…

Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal

Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi

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Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din aane wale hain
ND tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Bhabhi laane wale hain!

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Upar Chhatri, Neeche Chhaya
Bhaag Rahul, Modi Aaya!!

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Rahul jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, mata aur bahen dono paresan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai. Jaldi aajao bas…

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New Congress slogan :
Abki baar……..
Antim sanskaar

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Urgent Update – Pakistan declares On GeoTv – we don’t want Kashmir now…but we will not give karachi.

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Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor- Aravind Kejriwal
Best Debut child actor- Rahul Gandhi
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee
Best female actor in negative role- Soniya Gandhi
Best actor in comic role- Digvijay Singh
Life time achievment award-Lal Krishna Advani
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for “Barfi 2″.

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Pakistan mein dast rokne ki bikri mein aaj subah se apratyashit badhawa dekhne ko mila hai!!

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16 May 2014 ko dopahar delhi railway station se pakistan ke liye special train rawana hogi..
Shahrukh Khan, Lalu Yadav sahi jin bhi mahanubhaavo ne Modi ke PM banne par desh chhodne ki ghoshna ki thi, wo sabhi samay pat station pahunch jaayein!

1) 5 saal se bade bachcho ka poora ticket lagega (Rahul Gandhi Ka Bhi)
2) Jeb Katro se saawdhaan (Train mein chidambaram bhi honge)
3) Nav-vivahit jode ke liye S-1 mein seat rahegi (Diggi Raja)

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Aap ke paas Seatein Chaar
Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar!!

Funny Jokes by mother on Kejriwal | Kejriwal Jokes

Maa Bolegi:

Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?

Phir?

Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??

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Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?

Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!

Kejriwal Rahul and Modi Joke | Kejriwal Jokes

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya..

Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Modi ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,”
Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!”